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Tim’s Handyman Services (Erie, PA)

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**Handyman and Remodeling Services:** Additions, electrical and plumbing repairs, Drywall and plaster, Patio & Decks in wood or Paver stones Interior and Exterior Painting, Custom bathroom remodeling, Siding, doors, windows, Kitchen remodeling, T…

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Using a Port-a-Potty

admin — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 05:01:11 +0000

With all the recent postings regarding ettiquette in various sectors of “service”, I’ve decided to post one of my own. I am employed as a Port-a-Potty technician, and I’d appreciate it if you’d take a moment to follow these simple rules the next time you’re in one of my outdoor comodes: (1.) Curb the urge to inscribe your ex-lover’s name, telephone number and favorite sexual performance on the inside walls. Even though I met my current wife by calling one of these phone numbers, they’re usually just made up or out of service. (2.) Try to deposit all of your feces inside the sitting platform hole. Some people seem to have trouble with this one, and it is very difficult for me to scrape dried fecal matter from the very porous plastic platform. (3.) Refrain from writing your initials/gang affiliation on the walls inside the septic unit using your feces. (4.) I realize it makes a good prank, but please stop tipping the septic unit while your friend is inside with his/her bowels in full action. Someone could be seriously injured while the unit is rolled over with a person inside and/or the fecal matter and urine inside the tank overflows. It creates more of a mess than the prank is worth. (5.) This one’s for the women patrons…kindly deposit your soiled tampons, maxi-pads, panty-liners, or whatever menstrual cycle fluid absorbant you choose inside the built-in disposal compartment. Some of our lady patrons seem to think the built-in urinal is a good place to dispose of them, but I must say you’re misinformed. That feature is designed for male patrons to urinate, and your tampon merely clogs the drain hole. (6.) Do not attempt to retrieve your cell phone, wallet, nose piercing, penis ring, keys, wedding ring or whatever else you consider valuable and have dropped inside the fecal matter collection bin. As a dedicated Septic Tank Technician, I am entitled to my Tips as well, and as the old saying goes: “finders keepers, losers weepers”. (7.) After performing sexual acts in one of my Port-a-Potty units, kindly discard your soiled condoms and wrappers in the appropriate trash container. Don’t simply leave them on the floor for me to pick up later. Your dried semen is more difficult than chewing gum to scrape off the floor. (8.) Do not smoke in the septic unit. Your feces emit a highly explosive gas, and can ignite when exposed to flame. Serious bodily injury or even death could result!! Besides, I have a security deposit on each of the septic units I’m responsible for. (9.) Kindly be environmentally aware that using too much toilet paper doesn’t necessarily mean better wiping action. Years of research has indicated that, properly used, 2 feet of toilet paper is equally effective as 6 feet in fecal matter absorbing action. (10.) No matter how creative you may be, please refrain from sticking a fully-loaded wad of toilet paper on the inside walls of the septic unit. Yes, it may present a pleasant art display (when properly dried) for other patrons to enjoy, but it becomes very difficult to remove. (11.) Be considerate of your fellow citizens waiting to use the septic unit after you. Napping and/or sleeping in one of our septic units is prohibited. If you’re that tired, go to the rest room at your local bus depot. Well, thank you for taking the time to read my post. Think of me the next time you’re out and about and feel the sudden urge to relieve your bowels/bladder. Have a nice day!! Location: parking lot it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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Brightening Up the Street
A local authority worker discusses a project in which his mandate was to ‘brighten up’ a disused part of town. He commissioned a community garden and filled it with street furniture to create a dynamic, usable and durable space for the community.

100$ for two brownies and 1 pt. ice cream
Right now, it is 4.19pm on Saturday, the 6th of February, 2010. I live on the Gramercy Mansion property grounds, near Villa Julie/Stevenson college on Greenspring Valley Road. This is the intersection of 695 and 83. I am snowed in. The long driveway is only partially plowed. I have a crisp 100$ bill. I will gladly give it to the first person who can hand deliver two large brownies, and 1 pint of vanilla ice cream to me. Must be in person, no aircraft drones, catapults, etc. Serious inquiries only. Must be delivered by 9pm this evening. Location: Stevenson, MD Compensation: Crisp 100$ bill. Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster. Please, no phone calls about this job! Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

Urban Outfitters Architect
Dear Sir or Madam, As a long-time citizen of Asheville, I would like to extend my hand in gratitude to you on behalf of the citizens of this fair city I call my home. By remodeling — n e transforming — the building which once housed the CVS Pharmacy on Haywood Street, you have not only helped Asheville cure its deficit of faux vintage tees and fake reading glasses, but also created an architectural marvel which will draw crowds for years to come. In the beginning, many lamented the loss of CVS. “Where will we find conveniently located feminine hygiene products?” they wailed! But now, after finally laying eyes on what has become of their once beloved pharmacy, I am certain these naysayers, these curmudgeons — these nincompoops — will agree that this view has been shortsighted. You see, what I understand — and which I am certain everyone else will come to understand — is that you, Mr. or Mrs. Architect, have given our quaint mountain town something which CVS could never offer: ass. With not one, not two, but three conveniently placed eye-level windows on College Street and a brilliantly positioned check-out counter just beyond, you have given us the gift of buttocks. Now, when I stroll up College Street, I no longer have to look vacantly at some barren brick wall. No, now I can peer longingly at the glorious rumps and rear-ends of a cornucopia — a plethora — of Urban Outfitters cashiers, all because of a pane of glass and a person with the foresight to give the public what they want. This is America. Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses? No! Give us butts in plain view and the ability to discreetly leer at them through a window as we amble up the sidewalk. Asheville — like this fine country of ours — contains a diverse spectrum of peoples, but we can all agree on the exquisite brilliance of backsides. And this is where your genius lies. You have united us one and all. From now on, everyone — from the polo shirted roofier leaving The Vault to some smelly dude with face tattoos — will be able to enjoy the rear ends of anonymous strangers, all while enjoying the grandeur of our beautiful downtown, a downtown you’ve helped to make just a little more beautiful and a little more grand. Location: College Street, Downtown it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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